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"The farm lad wrote home with his impressions of army life:"
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"      'The food is good, the work is easy, and they let you"
"#        sleep in real late.'"
"Two old army veterans were reminiscing .."
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"'Hey Frederick, you remember how, way back in army camp in '42, how"
"  they used to put bluestone in our tea, to keep our minds off women ?'"
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"  'Urghh-Umm-Aargh'"
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"#'Well I think it's beginning to work.'"
"Two army generals were discussing the meaning of courage."
"'I give an order for a dangerous mission and it is carried out without"
"   question,' said one. 'That is true courage.'"
"At this point a private soldier approached, saluted smartly, and passed on."
"'Soldier !' the second general called after him."
"The private stopped, turned, and stood to attention. 'Sir !'"
"'Private ! Give me fifty fast push-ups. Now !  Go !'"
"'Get lost.'"
"The general turned in triumph to his friend."
"#'There !  That is true courage !'"
"During World War II an airman shot down in France managed to hide in"
"  a convent. After being confined for a number of months, temptation"
"  took the better of him so, one day during the evening meal, he gently"
"  touched the knee of the nun sitting next to him."
"#'Cut it out,' whispered a gruff voice, 'I've been here since Dunkirk.'"
"Just as the troupe from a local church were due to begin their concert in"
"  an army camp, all the lights went out. Matches were struck and the vicar"
"  was provided with five candles."
"'Thank you so much. I'll light this first little candle and put it in one"
"   corner of the stage .. then I'll light the second little candle and"
"   put it in this corner .. and the third in this corner .. and the fourth"
"   in this ..  Now, what shall I do with this last little candle ?'"
"Instantly, the Sergeant-major jumped to his feet."
"#'Anybody offering a suggestion gets fourteen days detention !'"
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